How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
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