i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I went 670% over budget on my vacation. My accountant would flip if he weren't me.
How the fuck do you have so much free time?
Polyphasic sleep schedule.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
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