How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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