I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
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