O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
Well I just put wine in my tea
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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