Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
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