I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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