Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
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