i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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