We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
17 year olds will be the death of me.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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