There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
I think I just sharted jello shots
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