The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
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