Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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