i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Is it because I queefed?
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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