the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
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