i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Just pee around me
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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