i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
But theres a keg here and me gusta
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
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