I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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