and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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