I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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