Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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