We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
i used baking grease as lip gloss
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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