i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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