i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
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