I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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