Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
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