I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
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