I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
It's just like the Real World with babies
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
Randomize
