i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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