I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
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