3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
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