I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
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