I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
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