Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Randomize
