I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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