Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
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