Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
This is my gift to your gina
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
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