omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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