Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
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