Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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