Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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