Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
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