East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
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