Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
It's shark week go big or go home
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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