I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
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