My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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