VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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