and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
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