just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
it wasn't lemon gatorade
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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