Whod you bang
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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