Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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