Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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